Tim McGraw…I’m begging you. Lose the du-rag. Take off the hats. We all know what’s under there (or at least we suspect) and it’s time you stop living in fear of being exposed. I’m sure some music executive has played on your male insecurities, convincing you that you’ll lose the lady fans if you show your bald head.
Give us a little credit.
There are plenty of bald guys women find sexy.
-Bruce Willis.
-The guy from ER...not the short mean one, the other guy, the long timer….(though the short one might be hot if he wasn’t so mean).
-That friend of Ellen’s on the Ellen Degenerous show.
- Todd.
On our honeymoon I convinced Todd to lose the wisps he had left and go all natural. He claims it was the best thing that ever happened to his head. No fuss, no muss. Freedom.
Tim, it isn’t your hair that we love (clearly….since we’ve never seen it). It’s the physique, the popeye arms, the swimmer's waist, the chest, the muscular thighs. Oh…and the music.
Take it off Tim, take it all off!
If your fans abandon you, you still have me. Oh…and Faith Hill.
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I've never really noticed Tim's lack of hair -there's always a cowboy hat. But, I agree -i f a man's hair is almost gone, it's best to just shave it off - the Michael Jordan look. And, can you imagine not ever having to deal with your hair ? Freedom is right!
I'll admit I have no proof. It's just a hunch.
I'll "go big" with your hunch. I'm on a mission now to get him to take it OFF! Thanks for the giggle!
Wasn't Popeye bald, too?
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