Monday, August 21, 2006

Lousy e-bay!

Okay, I'm sick of it.

I have been outbid twice.

I am not a haggler. Just tell me the price and if it's worth it I'll pay. If not, I'll move on. I'm the person they were thinking of when the concept of Saturn (as in cars) came up. I will never understand how people think negotiating for a bargain is fun?

So...the toys Seth wants (he's dreamed of them for months) are apparantly not being made any longer. His birthday is in just a couple of weeks.

Surely someone out there must have a stuffed Henry and Wags that your children have outgrown? Surely you'd e-mail me and allow me to buy it from you for a fair price?

(whimper)

Surely?

If you don't know who Henry and Wags are, just consider yourself lucky and move along. Nothin' to see here.

Di-dicky-do-dum-di-dum-do, Di-dicky-do-dum-dicky-dicky-di dum!

Take it off Anthony! Take it all off!

6 comments:

kario said...

"Fruit salad, yummy, yummy. Fruit salad, yummy, yummy."

Oy, now that song is stuck in my head for the evening.

P.S. Anthony plays for the other team. You knew that, right? ;-)

Michelle O'Neil said...

Gay, straight, it doesn't matter.It's all eye-candy to me.

The Wiggles are eye-candy. How sad is my life?

Carrie Wilson Link said...

Google, Sister, Google! That's what I did when I needed a 24" Big Bird in no time. I don't know the Wiggles, but I know the predicament!

s@bd said...

WHAT?! Isn't he married?! Oh my shattered world.

s@bd said...

WHAT?! Isn't he married?! Oh my shattered world.

Naomi said...

My secret Anthony crush is preceded by my secret Steve-from blues-clues crush. Zach would be devestated if he knew.