George the plumber said our "main line" was clogged. This is why carrots and kitty litter spewed from our shower drain when Todd plunged the kitchen sink (with a brand new plunger bought specifically for this purpose, okay? The water wouldn't go down).
George says flushable kitty litter actually expands in the pipes.
George says flushable wipes are bad news too.
George was passionate about plumbing. I'm not making fun; he was actually cool.
George was here all morning and I didn't have to endure one eyefull of butt crack.
I'll stop now. I think I've given you enough to think about.