George the plumber said our "main line" was clogged. This is why carrots and kitty litter spewed from our shower drain when Todd plunged the kitchen sink (with a brand new plunger bought specifically for this purpose, okay? The water wouldn't go down).
George says flushable kitty litter actually expands in the pipes.
George says flushable wipes are bad news too.
George was passionate about plumbing. I'm not making fun; he was actually cool.
George was here all morning and I didn't have to endure one eyefull of butt crack.
I'll stop now. I think I've given you enough to think about.
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Sounds like George was a bargain, even at $350. You can't put a price on the absence of butt crack.
The kids and I had a similar experience on Thanksgiving day when the ground-up remnants of some stranger's dinner spewed into the bathtub in my son's apartment because the main stack was clogged.
Wonder if anyone told his neighbors about not-to-be-flushed flushable wipes?
You're a piece of work, M O'N. I love period you.
I'm with jerri -
Crack kills, yo'.
love it. i think it's refreshing when people are into what they are doing - even if they are plumbing. good to have people like that around. :)
Thank God for dedicated plumbers - because most of us don't want to know how that all works, we just want to know somebody who does. Yay George!
And what's the deal with the non-flushable flushable products??? Technically, anything small enough to fit down the pipe is "flushable." Shouldn't there be higher standards than that in advertising?
Carrots and kitty litter from the cat?
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