1) Courtney does not feel complete without cheese.
2) Kelly does not like to talk on the phone.
3) Suzy deliberately squirts ketchup on people.
4) Jenny wants chickens.
5) Kim gave birth "all natural" three times to spare her children from the harmful effects of medications and chemicals.
6) Drama Mama is afraid of fish.
7) Carrie lives in a nunnery.
I can't remember what I had for dinner two hours ago, but all this? It sticks with me.