Slumped on the couch in a vegetative state, our backs are almost on the cushions designed for sitting. Hot Toddy and I are B-E-A-T beat. He flips around then passes the remote to me. I flip and pass it back. He lands on What Not to Wear, just in time to hear Clinton and Stacy bashing a poor woman about her footwear.
"Socks with sandals?" They recoil in horror. The woman hides her face in shame.
I lift up my leg from the floor revealing my socked sandal to Hot Toddy.
He nods and smirks.
"That's my girl." he says.
When Stacy and Clinton ambush me, I'll try my best to act surprised.
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My mother WANTS them to come for her so she can get a new wardrobe. Problem is: she dresses WAY too well for anyone even to consider her for the show.
Stacy and Clinton have NOTHING on you and HT!!!!
To each his own.
I will admit, there were times when I secretly wished the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' guys would come for my hubby, but mostly so they would redo my bedroom in some sexy way...
So funny. Tate wants to call them for me and I keep telling him there is nothing wrong with my red sparkle shoes and blue dollar store shorts.I'm with you, those pointy shoes they always demand people buy are , in my opinion, atrocious!
Socks with sandals ARE wrong, but I'm willing to make an exception for you.
Thanks for the chuckle!
Very cute!
And it's lucky you are cute as well, to pull off those socks and sandals!
ha ha HA!
Yep. Me too.
:)
I love you and Todd-ster!!!
I really enjoy that show, except those time they bash something that I do. And it seems to happen more often than not.
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