Hot Toddy notices me cutting and pasting a picture of Natalie Portman onto my blog.
“You’re not going public with your gay/ratio theory, are you?”
Glancing over my shoulder at him, I grin.
Never mind.” I say.
"Oh no." He says.
You see….I believe everyone is at least a little gay.
We all have a feminine side and a masculine side. The whole yin-yang thing.
People fall anywhere on the scale:
Some are 50/50.
Maybe even 99/1, either direction.
You get the idea.
If you’re getting all upset about this, perhaps denying your own ratio…..that’s just your "inner gay" feeling a little exposed. He/she gets catty when backed into a corner.
Those who are most homophobic are those most repressed. (C'mon people, Psychology 101).
So, in the spirit of the gay/ratio theory, and in response to the total bullshit of gay therapy rehab programs like those talked about on this morning's Good Morning America, I'm adding Natalie Portman as the first woman to my list.
P.S. She was already on Hot Toddy's.