“You’re not going public with your gay/ratio theory, are you?”
Glancing over my shoulder at him, I grin.
Never mind.” I say.
"Oh no." He says.
You see….I believe everyone is at least a little gay.
We all have a feminine side and a masculine side. The whole yin-yang thing.
People fall anywhere on the scale:
90/10 Hetero/homo.
Some are 50/50.
Maybe even 99/1, either direction.
You get the idea.
If you’re getting all upset about this, perhaps denying your own ratio…..that’s just your "inner gay" feeling a little exposed. He/she gets catty when backed into a corner.
Those who are most homophobic are those most repressed. (C'mon people, Psychology 101).
So, in the spirit of the gay/ratio theory, and in response to the total bullshit of gay therapy rehab programs like those talked about on this morning's Good Morning America, I'm adding Natalie Portman as the first woman to my list.
P.S. She was already on Hot Toddy's.
12 comments:
Oh, I totally agree with you! LOL Mariska Hartigay from Law and Order SVU is my girl crush. Oh, and Beyonce. I'd call my ratio at about 85/15 or so. LOL
TOTALLY. My Gay and I were talking about this very subject today.
For me, it's Kate Winslet all the way.
Hmmm.... I'm a little upset about this. Am I heterophobic? I'll have to give this one some thought. I don't know if I can come up with a boy for my list....
Natalie Portman will do, though.
Not sorry I missed Good Morning America today.
:)
Yes! It's a SPECTRUM, just like everything else! Thank you for putting that notion "out" there!
Yeh, gotta love that "gay therapy rehab" bullshit.
It's a insane as the Jesus camps for children that would instill the
"fear of the Lord" in them.
What a group that must be. Gee-zus!
Love you theory Michelle!
Catherine Zeta Jones, and my husband is well aware. He refers to her as "your girl."
Claire Danes
I don't know who she is, but my gay half would do her.
Oprah. Ha ha, just kidding. Kinda.
Salma Hayek! Oh, yeah! My husband refuses to admit there's a guy he'd do if he were female, but I'm betting my money on Pierce Brosnan.
Too funny!
Sandra Oh.
Well written article.
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