Who Gives a Tinker's Damn About a Few Extra Pounds?

Lyrics to Big Blond & Beautiful from Hairspray


"Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it

Sugar don't be shy



Scoop me up a mess

Of that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl



I offer big love

With no apology

How can I deny the world

The most of me

I am not afraid

To throw my weight around



Pound by pound by pound



Because I'm

Big, blonde and beautiful

There is nothin' 'bout me

That's unsuitable



No one wants a meal

That only offers the least

When girl we're servin' up

The whole damn feast



Slice me off a piece

Of that hog head cheese

Then take a look inside

My book of recipes



Now, don't you sniff around

For something fluffy and light



I need a man who brings

A man-size,

Appetite



I'll use a pinch of sugar

And a dash of spice

I'll let ya lick the spoon

Because it tastes so nice

I'll keep it in my oven

'Til it's good and hot

Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot



Because I'm... Big, blonde and beautiful

And Edna girl, you're lookin' so

Recruitable



Why sit in the bleachers

Timid and afraid

When Edna, You look like the whole parade!



They say that

Black is whack

And big ain't in,

Well that's just bull

Cause ladies big is back

And as for black

It's Beautiful



All shapes and sizes

Follow me

Who wants a twig

When you can have the whole tree?"



* Ahem....is it getting hot in here? This is a great soundtrack. Fun for the kiddies, loaded with inuendo for the grown-ups.