But a guy at Trader Joe's does!
That's right Hot Toddy. You are in so much trouble. When's the last time....?
Yes, a random gentleman at Trader Joes slipped a beautiful bouquet into my cart and said they were "on him."
Mama's still got it!
These are the questions my man asked when he called me from work and I told him of my score.
"Did he see you had kids?"
"Yep."
That's right Hot Toddy. You are in so much trouble. When's the last time....?
Yes, a random gentleman at Trader Joes slipped a beautiful bouquet into my cart and said they were "on him."
Mama's still got it!
These are the questions my man asked when he called me from work and I told him of my score.
"Did he see you had kids?"
"Yep."
"How old was he?"
"Late forties."
"Was he cute?"
"He was alright."
"Was he bald?"
"No."
(I can't believe this thought even enters his smooth little head).
Later when he got home, as he looked over the flowers, I told him the guy was just being nice. He wasn't even all that flirty. He gave the kids a fruit leather too.
Then, I had a thought which I expressed to HT.
"Maybe they weren't paid for at all? Maybe he just convinced me to shoplift? Or maybe Trader Joes was throwing them out or something?"
He raises an eyebrow, touches a petal.
"They don't look like they were being thrown out." He says.
Then, putting the H in HT, he continues,
"Maybe he just had good taste?"
Not just a hat rack, people.
10 comments:
Nice one!!!!
Not just a hat rack, not "just" anything, FULLY HT!
Nothing like a rival bouquet to stir a guy up! Love this post!
AWWWWWW!!!
Go you!
And HT knows what he has.
:)
Between the flowers and the candy corns you're attracting all sorts of men lately!
Speaking of, check out the latest copy of People (Faith Hill). It's old news...you blogged about it weeks ago :-)
Not just a hat rack, more like an entire walk in cedar closet with ceiling to floor mirror on one wall. Slick that HT, really.
Jenny,
I hadn't thought of the candy corn. What's up with that?
Now...someone give us a house already! Please.
Oh HT got brownie points for that one didn't he?
Glad HT isn't the jealous sort. :)
Great post.
Work it, Mama! Shake that money maker! I had a similar experience not too long ago in Trader Joe's too...the 20-some-odd year old bagger flirted with me...and as I was leaving, my jeans fell down around my knees. Seems those 15 lbs. I'd just lost worked. In more ways then one.
Flirting is fine. Just keep your pants on, sister!
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