Monday, January 14, 2008

I Want Alice

I'd like her to come clean my house, and to always be available in case I want to attend a yoga class, etc. She can cook too, if she wants. She would dote on my kids, spoil them a bit, but not too much. Oh...and my imaginary Alice would have a lot of experience with kids on the spectrum. She'd love them. In fact, she would specifically ask to be placed with us for this reason.

"Us?" I would ask, hands to my chest, over my heart.

"Yes you." She would nod, smiling

With Alice, I'd be fabulous.


11 comments:

kyra said...

yes! yes! an alice for me, too, pleeeeeease?

Kathryn said...

I dream of my Alice.

Carrie Wilson Link said...

Plus, Alice and fabulous kind of rhyme.

riversgrace said...

And she could make dairy-free, gluten-free, everything-free cakes and cookies every single day!

Kelly said...

Now that's a nice thought.

aka Cate said...

Alice is so Alice that she's kinda scary!

But she could clean the bath and vaccum for me anytime.

Jenny said...

Your fabulous anyway my dear (but I hope you get your Alice too!)

Amber said...

YOU are already fabulous.
But yeah. I wouldn't mind having Alice around, either. Heh.

:)

Seeker said...

Can I have one too? Along with the secret to how the people on Freinds had those big apartments in NYC and no real jobs? I'd be a very happy camper with a personal Alice and that secret!

bonbon momma said...

And just think about all the fabulous cuts of meat you could score from sam the butcher.

Stacy said...

You are fabulous without an Alice, but here's to hoping she knocks at your door soon!