Taking the flab roll around a woman's middle in your hands, wiggling it around, and chanting,"Jiggle,jiggle,jiggle!"(in public no less) is not a big hit with the ladies.
About Me
- Michelle O'Neil
- I've written for Literary Mama,The Imperfect Parent,Cool Cleveland,The Mad as Hell Club and the anthologies pictured below. I'm also a contributor to Hopeful Parents. In recent former lives, I worked in radio news and as a registered nurse. I blog about one Hot Toddy,two great kiddos,spirituality, autism and whatever else tickles me. Our daughter Riley is nine and has Asperger's,our son Seth is seven. Thanks for stopping! Make yourself at home.
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Countdown to Riley's Service Dog
I support gay marriage
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6 comments:
Oh, my! I don't know Seth, but I know that is a "NO! NO!". :)
The song didn't come with it, I hope. :)
My husband concurs: "No, that's not going to get the chicks."
I did not ask him how he knows.
Kids zero in on everything - nothing is sacred! They'll count double chins and spider veins in public. Oops, I've revealed too much.
But being accepting of the woman's flab rolls will get him wherever he wants. Hee hee.
Wow. That's all I've got. Just Wow.
I hope you don't need to repeat that one before he gets it.
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