Diane Goes to College
It was Diane's first day at college and Diane couldn't wait. She had to get ready. She bathed, moussed, put her make-up on, and then she was ready.
In college, Diane met a friend named Mika. Mika was a mouse with skin the color of silver glass slippers. She had braids as blond as canaries. And bows the color of a purple sunset. Her braces were as blue as crystal clear water and her nose was as pink and rosie, as roses. Her lipstick was as red as apples, and her teeth were as white as the moon.
Diane and Mika worked together in college. They studied projects, took tests and spelled long words, like "catastrophe." They even studied a project called the Relax-o-Matic Back Scratcher, as seen in David Slonim's Oh, Ducky.