Monday, August 18, 2008

U. G. L. Y. You Ain't Got No Allibi

You're ugly.

Absolutely ugly.

I'm in it to win it.

6 comments:

Maddy said...

Ah for shame! Don't you be mean to Kim. I can honestly say that if I'd been in that changing room I'd probably have done a lot worse.

So saying that's why I never go in changing rooms, just buy it and hope for the best.
Cheers

Michelle O'Neil said...

Kim's not ulgy, just the suit.

Kim is a real beauty. I think the suit might have been an effort to tame it. Beauty control.

Kim Stagliano said...

HA! Thanks, Maddy! No, the suit was the sartorial equivalent of order the cevelles de veau in a blind panic at NY's finest French restaurant because you're intimidated by the waiter hovering over you and you know veau means veal. You like veal. Then Pierre whispers, "That's calves brains. Is that what you wanted, Miss?" And you want to die. Cote de Basque, NY City, 1982'ish.

drama mama said...

Stop torturing us with that thing.

Ugh.

Kim Stagliano said...

Drama, isn't it costume-like????

~Miss Nelson said...

CONGRATULATIONS!! It's all yours! ha ha