Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dancing with the Willies

It's that time again!

Unfortunately, HT is having a big problem with Toni Braxton.

He's afraid of her navel.

Actually, he's afraid of all navels.


This is how you give him a case of the willies. Stand there, looking at him, finger in your own belly button. Or, point out navel piercings whenever you see them.
For this post, I said, "I just have to find a good picture of a belly button."
His reply, "No such thing."
Toni Braxton is a lovely person, but for HT's sake, let's hope she's one of the first to go.

12 comments:

Kathryn said...

Or that Cloris doesn't show us hers - that's probably next. :)

Carrie Wilson Link said...

Ewwww - I'm with HT on this one!

kario said...

I'm with HT. Having spent three years as an OR nurse, there isn't much I'm squeamish about, but bellybuttons are right up there.

Let's just pray they don't put Cloris Leachman in an outfit that reveals hers or you might need some smelling salts.

Robin said...

I don't normally hate belly buttons, but even I noticed Toni's.

Agent M said...

"Stand there, looking at him, finger in your own belly button."

Oh my gosh, I love you. That is too too funny!

Michelle O'Neil said...

Agent M,

I know. I have a problem. Why must I torture him so?

BTW...the belly button in the picture is NOT mine. I found it on wikimedia.

And Kathryn? LOVE LOVE LOVE Cloris.

Jenny said...

Ew. Did you have to pick the grossest looking belly button you could find. Belly buttons give me the willies too. Blech.

Stop torturing HT!

:-)

Amber said...

That picture loks JUST like a teeny vajayjay.

:)

Michelle O'Neil said...

Amber. You KILL me.

Kim Stagliano said...

Did you know that some incredibly vain women are having their belly buttons operated on so as to make them run up and down rather than what cosmetic surgeons call "A winky" (where the belly button folds down slightly, even on a flat stomach) after childbirth. Swear to God. Idiots....

Jess said...

Hmm, my belly button is pierced. I promise not to show HT if I ever meet him.

Drama Mama said...

Dude, the skin on my belly is so floppy from having babies, you can't even SEE my belly button.

Tell HT to give Toni a break. Her son is on the spectrum.