Remember Seth's stuffed Build-a-Bear cat? Remember how embarrasing that was?
Well, now he wants a Webkinz. He wants a Rhino.
And, he wants to name it...."Horny."
Why????????????????????????????
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- Michelle O'Neil
- I've written for Literary Mama,The Imperfect Parent,Cool Cleveland,The Mad as Hell Club and the anthologies pictured below. I'm also a contributor to Hopeful Parents. In recent former lives, I worked in radio news and as a registered nurse. I blog about one Hot Toddy,two great kiddos,spirituality, autism and whatever else tickles me. Our daughter Riley is nine and has Asperger's,our son Seth is seven. Thanks for stopping! Make yourself at home.
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16 comments:
I'm laughing so loud I've woken my child... coffee up the nose... coughing and choking... the whole bit
Pu$$y and Horny? What's next, "Cock" the rooster??? At least then the trinity will be complete.
Thanks for this, needed a laugh this morning!
to torture you. clearly. good stuff.
I'm right with Jeanne here.. snorting coffee big time... (and tears running down my face)
And Jeanne, let's not forget "Blow" the fish..
LOL LOL LOL
I love your Seth's humor. And for what it's worth, he'd fit right in here (we've had our share of *interesting* pet and stuffed animal names). In fact, I think that Seth and my Potatey would get along great...
LOL @ jeanne!!
I think Seth is soooooo cool
Blow... ROTFLMAO!!!
Apparently you've done some wrong that is bringing this karma back to you. On the other hand, think of the ammunition you now have to use against him when he gets older!
Why?
To give you material. Great, great material.
As long as he doesn't start singing dance tunes..."he's horny, horny horny horny...."
Off for a wet wipe for the tea spewed over my screen
You are kidding?! Ha ha ha. And don't forget his balls comment.
Next he will want a beaver.
[snort]
Damn, he's good!
LOL!!!! That is hilarious!!!! I teach 5 and 6 year olds so we took them on a field trip a couple of years ago to a dairy farm. Part of the trip that was most enjoyed was the hay ride. We all took the students out on the hay ride and watched a dog run all the cows to the hay ride to eat from the tubs on the side of the vehicle. Two of the cows began to fight and one got on the other one's back. It just so happened that one had horns. One of the students screamed, "oh look at the horny one!" All the adults were so laughing. This is so cute your son said that and so funny too!
Oh, good, good stuff.
That cracked me up ... I actually laughed out loud! Don't ya just love the innocence of little kids!
mich
x.
Promise you will tell his first girlfriend this story. I LOVEit
Law of Attraction, baby. You asked for it.
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