Getting ready to go out, I put on a black tank dress. The arm holes are a little wide, and I stand sideways in the mirror, raising my hands above my head.
Hot Toddy comes in and I ask,
"Is this too much....(for lack of a better word)
boob-age...on the side here?"
He steps back. After a good long look he shakes his head,
"Nope, just enough."
Not just a hat rack, people.