HT comes in from work and asks, "How was your day?"
"It was fine. Not that I need the third degree."
I say this, because I'll do just about anything to make him laugh.
The third degree works every time.
We'll both be home and the phone will ring, I'll pick up, chat for a while.
He'll ask, "Who was that?"
"My sister. Not that I need the third degree."
He always threatens to stop speaking to me, after he laughs.