Love and Marriage and Soft Core Porn

So our marriage counselor (yes, every so often we go in for a tune-up, what of it?) suggested a *video* for our viewing pleasure. A little something to spice things up.

Turns out it was basically soft core porn. You know, where the couples love each other.

We got some new catch phrases out of it.

There was one couple getting busy in the film, and in the middle of it, she said casually to her man,

"Do you think you could eat me while you do that?"

Like she was saying, "Do you think you could pass the salt?"

or

"Do you think you could pick up the kids after school?"

I turned to HT, "Did she just say....do you think you could eat me?"

He nodded, "I'm afraid she did."

We laughed!

In another scenario, a woman picks her man up at the airport. He'd been on a business trip, and she surprises him by wearing nothing but a sexy negligee under her trench coat.

"Does this mean we're going to The Point?" he asks as they take off in the car.

They do go to The Point, a lookout suitable for necking teenagers, and they totally get it on.

So dear readers, how many times a day do you suppose I ask HT, "Do you think you could eat me while you do that?"

-While he makes the kid's lunches.
-As he's shoveling snow.
-While he's changing a light bulb.
-As he brushes his teeth.

And how many times a day do you suppose HT asks, "Does this mean we're going to The Point?"

-After I ask him to take out the garbage.
-When I mention his parents called.
-When I tell him it's our turn to volunteer in Seth's class next week.

Our marriage counselor is a genius. I can't remember when we've laughed so much, and we've never felt closer.