Would you like any socks today? They are buy one get one half off.
Do you need any shoe cleaner?
No, thank you.
Can I get your phone number to put you on our mailing list?
Would you like to open a store credit card? You'll get 10% off?
Would you like to donate to The March of Dimes today?
You don't want to help the preemies?
OMHOG! QUIT HOLDING ME HOSTAGE YOU FREAKING CASHIER NAZI WITH THE HEADSET!
Will I ever go to that store again?